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The Developer Diet: Day 2

Its now been 48 hrs without red meat.  I'm starting to shake like an alcoholic in withdrawl. I think I've begun to lose vision in my right eye.  

Does brocolli actually have calories?  I mean it must take me 50 calories to chew/digest a stalk of brocolli which only contains about 20 calories.  Am I losing weight with each stalk of brocolli eaten?  At two brussels of brocolli per day, I could be sub 2 Bills by next tuesday.  Cruiserweight developer division here I come.

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