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The Developer Diet

In order to keep our consultants in top coding form (As opposed to the 3bill heavyweight status I currently enjoy), a few of in the office have started a diet/detox plan as recommended to us by one of our coworker's friends.  Look at this thing.  WTF am I suppossed to eat?  Bee Polen? I'm alergic to bees.  Aloe Vera?  Really?  You can eat that?  I'll just pretend I didn't see "Enema/colonic Therapy" on there. 

Let's revise this a little.  I think I'll go with raw fruits/veggies and nuts.  So no coffee, alcohol, or cigarettes [My favortite three food groups]  I actually gave up smoking a few weeks ago, I'm still bitter about that so we'll just move on.  "
Fasting Lemonade?"  Seriously, who wrote that document.

Anyway its day 2 and I've sustained with my rabbit like existence of apples, bananas, carrotts, spinach, and H20. 

I'm a little weak, but I should be able to last a week.  If I don't blog for a few days, call a medic, I'm probably passed out under my desk.

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